You can't believe the reception hall won't allow Cirque De Soleil to attach harnesses to the ceiling.
The Vatican can't accommodate your veil.
White tigers and/or helicopters are involved.
White tigers air-lifted in by helicopters are involved.
When noticing the lengthy guest list, you ask your fiancée if he really has to invite both parents.
Your friends stage an intervention. And they bring a priest, holy water, and some restraints.
Ask your cousins if they could just choose one person to represent all of them; ideally that person would be an attractive stranger.
You think Donald Trump's last wedding was "smallish."
Al Gore calls to say he's concerned your floral needs will affect the Earth's fragile eco-balance.
Your wedding planner has a restraining order against you.
You eliminate the flower girls because they're thinner than you.
You hire Maya Angelou to punch up the vows.
You hire Spielberg to shoot the wedding video.
You need scaffolding to get into your dress.
Despite the fact the groom has broken engagement you still plan to go ahead with the wedding.
You're already planning your next wedding.